Comedy

Rowan Atkinson ("Black Adder", "Mr. Bean")

            

Shelley Berman

Richard Belzer ("Hot Properties", "The Richard Belzer Show")

         

Shelley Berman

Michael Ian Black
          

Albert Brooks

Lenny Bruce

       


Burns & Allen

Louis C. K.

John Candy ("SCTV")

Drew Carey

George Carlin


Steve Carrell ("The Daily Show")

Sid Caesar

Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chase


John Cleese

Stephen Colbert ("The Daily Show", "Strangers with Candy")

         

Nick Di Paulo ("Tough Crowd")

       

Marshall Efron ("The Great American Dream Machine")

Firesign Theatre (1968 - )

       

Joe Flaherty ("SCTV")

David Foley ("Kids in the Hall", "News Radio")

       

Franken & Davis ("Saturday Night Live")

Stan Freberg

St. George: What do you do for a living?
Nave: I'm a nave. 

St. George: Didn't they pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts? 
Nave:
Yeah, so what do you want make a federal case out of it?

Greg Giraldo ("Tough Crowd")

       

Eric Idle

Kids in the Hall

       

Craig Kilborn

Sam Kinison

Ernie Kovacs

       

"Television is often called a medium because it'sso rarely well done."

Paul Krassner

       

Laurel & Hardy

The Hollow Men

Denis Leary

Tom Lehrer

Eugene Levy ("SCTV")

Harold Lloyd

Donal Logue

Mad

Bill Maher

       

Mark Maron

Andrea Martin ("SCTV")

Steve Martin

The Marx Brothers

       

Norm McDonald

Playing in a World Poker Tour game with five other celebrities: "I feel I'm the player to beat and that I have a one-in-six chance of winning."

Joel McHale ("The Soup")

       

Mike Meyers

Miscellaneous

Monty Python's Flying Circus

       

Chapman: Trouble at mill.
Cleveland: Oh no - what kind of trouble?
Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: Pardon?
Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: I don't understand what you're saying.
Chapman: [slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent] One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle.
Cleveland: Well what on earth does that mean?
Chapman: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Martin Mull ("Serial", "Fernwood Tonight", "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman", "History of White People in America")

National Lampoon

Mike Nichols & Elaine May

Leslie Nielson

Louis Nye


Catherine O'Hara ("SCTV")

Michael Palin ("Monty Python", "Ripping Yarns")

Dat Phan

Penn & Teller

Richard Pryor

Colin Quinn

Mo Rocca

Jeffrey Ross

Mort Sahl
(1927 - )

"Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions.  Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen."

           

Second City Television (SCTV)

Peter Sellers
Gary Shandling

Brad Sherwood ("Whose Line Is It Anyway?")

       

Hal Sparks ("Queer as Folk", "Talk Soup", "VH1: I Love the x0s")

       

Martin Short ("SCTV")

Jon Stewart

Stiller and Stiller

Alan Thicke ("Thicke of the Night")

Lily Tomlin

       

Upright Citizen's Brigade

Rich Vos

Jonathan Winters

Wonder Showzen

The Young Ones

        

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