Comedy
Rowan Atkinson ("Black Adder", "Mr. Bean")
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Shelley Berman
Richard Belzer ("Hot Properties", "The Richard Belzer Show")
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Shelley Berman
Michael Ian Black
Albert Brooks
Lenny Bruce
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Burns & Allen
Louis C. K.
John Candy ("SCTV")
Drew Carey
George Carlin
Steve Carrell ("The Daily Show")
Sid Caesar
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chase
John Cleese
Stephen Colbert ("The Daily Show", "Strangers with Candy")
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Nick Di Paulo ("Tough Crowd")
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Marshall Efron ("The Great American Dream Machine")
Firesign Theatre (1968 - )
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Joe Flaherty ("SCTV")
David Foley ("Kids in the Hall", "News Radio")
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Franken & Davis ("Saturday Night Live")
Stan Freberg
St. George: What do you do for a living?
Nave: I'm a nave.
St. George: Didn't they pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts?
Nave: Yeah, so what do you want make a federal case out of it?Greg Giraldo ("Tough Crowd")
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Eric Idle
Kids in the Hall
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Craig Kilborn
Sam Kinison
Ernie Kovacs
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"Television is often called a medium because it'sso rarely well done."
Paul Krassner
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Laurel & Hardy
The Hollow Men
Denis Leary
Tom Lehrer
Eugene Levy ("SCTV")
Harold Lloyd
Donal Logue
Mad
- Magazine
- TV
Bill Maher
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Mark Maron
Andrea Martin ("SCTV")
Steve Martin
The Marx Brothers
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Norm McDonald
Playing in a World Poker Tour game with five other celebrities: "I feel I'm the player to beat and that I have a one-in-six chance of winning."
Joel McHale ("The Soup")
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Mike Meyers
Miscellaneous
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Chapman: Trouble at mill.
Cleveland: Oh no - what kind of trouble?
Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: Pardon?
Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: I don't understand what you're saying.
Chapman: [slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent] One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle.
Cleveland: Well what on earth does that mean?
Chapman: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Martin Mull ("Serial", "Fernwood Tonight", "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman", "History of White People in America")
- Pythonline
- Completely Useless
- Life of Brian re-release
- Reptile Forums complete scripts, etc.
National Lampoon
- The Laugh Store: Audio Releases
- Magazine
- Movies
- Radio Hour
Mike Nichols & Elaine May
Leslie Nielson
Louis Nye
Catherine O'Hara ("SCTV")
Michael Palin ("Monty Python", "Ripping Yarns")
Dat Phan
Penn & Teller
Richard Pryor
Colin Quinn
Mo Rocca
Jeffrey Ross
Mort Sahl (1927 - )
"Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen."
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Second City Television (SCTV)
Peter Sellers
Gary Shandling
Brad Sherwood ("Whose Line Is It Anyway?")
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Hal Sparks ("Queer as Folk", "Talk Soup", "VH1: I Love the x0s")
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Martin Short ("SCTV")
Jon Stewart
Stiller and Stiller
Alan Thicke ("Thicke of the Night")
Lily Tomlin
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Upright Citizen's Brigade
Rich Vos
Jonathan Winters
Wonder Showzen
The Young Ones
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Least Favorite Comedians
- John Belushi - almost as good at joke overkill as in self-overkill.
- Phyllis Diller - the Minnie Pearl of comedy. There's something sad about the fat guy, the ugly woman, and the dumb leftout & left-behind. They're the clowns that hide our tears beneath laughter.
- Red Foxx - cussing isn't funny unless it's subtle. Otherwise it's just an exhibition of low IQ and high frustration.
- Whoopi Goldberg - how to buy your way onto Star Trek and end up where you belong, on a paid-for center box of Hollywood Squares. Like Sinatra, Bishop, and Italian Mafia influences in the 1960s, the "chosen" Zion gang of Crystal, Goldberg, and Williams seemed to "show up" wherever influence checks cleared. Some act. Whoopi-do....
- Joan Rivers - I would never have a mother that could have a daughter like she had.
- Ray Romano - redundant jokes deserve redundant awards.
- Adam Sandler - yelling, tantrumimg, and exhibiting abrasive, spoiled-brat behavior isn't funny when it's a cultural free pass to current times; he - like the behavior is despicably sad.
- SNL - proof that repeating dead jokes nourishes the possibility of living ones, maybe, hopefully. Proved that saturation bombing pays off in bad movie careers (except for Mike Meyers).
- Robin Williams - between sugar fixes he still finds time to steal material from Jonathan Winters.